This is the heaviest rock I could find that could fit in a USPS Padded Flat Rate
$ 13.43$ 8.06
Availability: 34 in stock
Modified Item:No
Country/Region of Manufacture:United States
Condition:it's a dirty rock that i picked up out of my back yard
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I just want to ship this because it's the heaviest thing I could find that fits in a USPS Flat Rate Envelope. I want the post office workers to be like "dang this thing is heavy. wtf is in here? a freaking rock??" I really hope somebody in Hawaii, Alaska, or Puerto Rico buys this so it has to go really far.